I am surprised neither of the candidates while campaigning in San Francisco wore North Face jackets to get the North Face cult behind them.  It is an enormous voter base in this city.  When I was on the bus heading to work this morning, I counted 12 pieces of North Face gear.  It was all jackets, except for one backpack and one stocking hat.  This was a huge percentage of people considering the bus was only about ¾ full. I mean, do they give these jackets away for free with any purchase of large latte?  Someone asked me today if I had a problem with North Face, and I don’t.  It seems like quality stuff.  I even have a North Face duffel bag that my girlfriend got me for Christmas.  It’s nice.  It fits plenty of clothes and stuff in it.  It’s just the sheer volume of their product I see on the streets that baffles my mind.  It’s not the meaning of life or what really happened to JFK that keeps me up at night.  It’s what the hell is up with North Face that does it.  Do their jackets get you high?  Some please let me know if they do.  Thanks much.

  K-Duce