Back at the end of April I wrote about some of the stats that I got from my blog and that I was able to see what searches some people made that got them to my site.  I saw that one of the searches that got someone to my site was “hidden urinal camera pics of men” and this was so funny to me that I wanted to do a feature called Google Searches of the Week.  I sort of forgot and this probably won’t be a weekly feature, but I’m just going to keep the name the same.  Anyway, here they are.  The Google searches that got random perverts/weirdoes to www.kduce.com this week.

  1. farmanimalporn

Yes, someone googled that, got to my site and was probably very disappointed.  I like how they didn’t bother to put a space in between words.

  1. lubricated condoms bad

I personally think if you’re going to use one, you should probably go with the lubricated rather than the unlubricated, but I guess this is personal preference.  I am wondering what this person was looking for though?  At least with farmanimalporn you know what they were hoping to find.  No imagination needed for that.  This one just doesn’t make sense to me on any level.

  1. hidden urinal camera

Oh yeah.  The people out there looking for hidden urinal camera pictures are being sent to my site in droves just because of a post I wrote about how someone wiped a booger on the wall next to the urinal in my work bathroom.  I guess now, since I actually have the phrase written out I may get more of these freaks to my site.  Sorry, no hidden urinal camera picture on my site.  I just don’t think that’s the direction I want to go in.  

I may do an experiment here and write a couple of off the wall type phrases and see if I can get some more perverts to my site and disappoint them.  High flying dildo action.  Teens farting.  Ok, let’s see what we get with those.  This is either going to be interesting, hilarious or a waste of time.  Actually it’s a waste of time regardless, but I am immature and this makes me laugh.  Considering though that the only people that read this are a couple of friends, myself and some very creepy people that get here by accident, I am not really all that concerned.

Thanks for stopping by www.kduce.com.  Your Number 1 source for hidden urinal camera discussions.  I really need to take a look in the mirror one of these days.