I’ve had kind of a funny day so far.  I went to get a haircut and there was a guy two chairs down from getting his cut.  I heard his barber ask in a surprised voice, “So you want me to shorten up the top and leave the back long?”  The guy enthusiastically replied, “You got it!”  It doesn’t matter where you are, there’s always going to be someone rocking a mullet.  Thank God for them.  By the way, after the haircut my beard is way too long for my hair which has added more humor and funny looks to my day.  I wish I brought a hat.

After the cut I wondered around a little bit looking someplace new to grab a sandwich.  I stumbled upon a little hole in the wall “Italian” place obviously being run by an older Asian couple.  Anyway, I got a chicken parm sandwich (with no cheese of course) that was average at best.  The thing that cracked me up was when I was waiting for the sandwich.  I had nothing to read on me so I was just looking around.  There was a sign on the bathroom door that read “Restrooms For Customers Only”.  Nothing weird about that, but under it was another sign that read “Or Available for $2:00”.  You have to love the entrepreneurial spirit.

Lastly, I was having some computer issues here in the office and was getting extremely confused and baffled over the situation.  I let out a sigh and a, “what do I do?”  My good friend who sits across from me said, “It sounds like you’re in a little bit of a pickle.”  I was definitely frazzled and responded out loud in front of my mostly female coworkers, “Yes I do have a little pickle… wait a minute.”  An eruption of embarrassed giggles and laughter ensued.  Maybe you had to be there.

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For those of you who have been long time readers of my blog may remember when I first got started I wrote a lot about North Face clothes, and how way too many people wear them.  It started in my very first post on 2/20/08, then continued on 2/21/08 and 2/28/08.  It has also probably been mentioned a handful times since.  Anyway, I guess I am not alone.  My friend Jason sent me a link to this new clothing line which is a direct parody of The North Face.  It’s called The South Butt. Check them out.  Here is their disclaimer…

“We are not in any fashion related to nor do we want to be confused with The North Face Apparel Corp. or its products sold under “The North Face” brand. If you are unable to discern the difference between a face and a butt, we encourage you to buy North Face products”

This to me is absolutely hilarious.  I read that The North Face actually filed a lawsuit against them.  South Butt, consider yourself endorsed by kduce.com!  You are doing God’s work.  I may have to get me a jacket.  It is smart asses like you that remind me why I spend time writing this crap.

As a side note, it was fun and maybe even a little sad reading those old posts.  It’s the first time I have done that.  It’s only been two years, but those posts seem like an eternity ago.  Thanks to everyone who continues to give me their undeserving support.  I think I may do a retrospective one of these days and comment on some of my favorites.

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Because I am being a little nostalgic, I thought I would hit you up with a “funny google searches of the week” post.  Here is a refresher of what this is.  I am able to get stats as to what people search for to get to my site.  Because of some of the off-center things I write about, some interesting searches will lead people to kduce.com.  Some of them are funny enough to share.  I love to try to imagine what weirdo is googling this stuff.  I first wrote about this on Back on 4/30/09.  I am also going to include some referring sites.  A referring site is a site that for whatever reason has a link to my site that someone can click on and get to kduce.com.  So here we go…

I am still getting quite a bit of people typing in various things looking for hidden urinal pictures.  This is still the most disturbing, but I have touched on it so many times, that I don’t feel the need to anymore.  Here are a couple more, “sexting funny”, “learning disabilities resume” and “movie characters with learning disabilities”.  Not the funniest batch ever (I can only look back at the last ten searches), that is why I wanted to add these referring sites.  There are two that really stick out, ratemyporn.com and onlineviagrapill.com.  That’s right folks, kduce.com has made it to a porn site.  I don’t know how or why and I don’t know whether to be proud or ashamed, but it’s there.  I haven’t checked it out yet but I will eventually get to it (for investigative purposes only of course).  And how did I get on a boner pill website?  What are they trying to say?  Obviously they haven’t met me, because, well… maybe I should stop.

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I will end on the Super Bowl.  I would love to give you my prediction, but I am in a pool and I don’t want the two people ahead of me to know my pick yet.  I will just say that I am predicting one team to win and the other will most likely lose.  Who really cares about the game though?  We are going to be BBQing up a mountain of food.  In fact, we’ll be getting started tomorrow night.  I plan on chronicling this and posting this annual culinary extravaganza on http://www.kuchbros.com.  Most importantly, everyone have a great time on Sunday and be safe.  No boozing and cruising, and remember when you are about to crack open your 15th beer at 8:00 that you have to work tomorrow.

Be on the lookout for a post I am researching right now and hope to get up soon.  It’s a great “what if” regarding the University of Arizona basketball team and a player they could have signed a while back but didn’t. 

Also look for my comments on the economic situation of Kabul and the troubling lack of healthcare for domesticated ferrets.

By the way, Zombie Land was pretty damn entertaining.  Not making my top 10 list for the year or anything but it’s short and will make you laugh.  And I usually hate gore and zombie movies.

Thanks for stopping by everyone.  Take care of yourself, and each other.